• “oops… that would have been bad!”
• “it will grow back pretty fast.”
• nervous giggling

I had an appointment for a haircut this Saturday but due to some recent financial setbacks involving my car and a stone embankment decided to try and make it a few more weeks without a haircut by having Joy touch it up with the dog clippers. She usually does a pretty good job but this time there was a tiny mishap involving a sideburn amputation.

As she said, it will grow back pretty fast.